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More Communist Jokes
The Times has more Communist era jokes:
Q. "Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?"
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
And,
"Stalin decides to go out one day and see what it's really like for the workers, so he puts on a disguise and sneaks out of the Kremlin.
"After a while he wanders into a cinema. When the film has finished, the Soviet Anthem plays and a huge picture of Stalin appears on the screen. Everyone stands up and begins singing, except Stalin, who smugly remains seated.
"A minute later a man behind him leans forwards and whispers in his ear: "Listen Comrade, we all feel exactly the same way you do, but trust me, it's a lot safer if you just stand up.""


